lazy thoughts on romance

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SPACE THEN LET ME LAY THIS OUT FOR YOU: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELL ME YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. FOR GOD SAKE, I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL STAND WITH ME BUT LET ME BE, NOT SOMEONE WHO WILL SUFFOCATE ME IN THE NAME OF LOVE. AND IF YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME FOREVER I WILL TELL YOU THAT FOREVER DOESN'T EXIST SO YOU SHOULD GET A GRIP, I HAVE NO TIME FOR DELUSIONAL BOYS WHO THINK BEING TOGETHER ALL THE TIME IS SOMETHING I WOULD WANT. I LEAVE YOU TWO OPTIONS; EITHER LEAVE ME ALONE OR LEAVE ME FOR GOOD; I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR ROM-COM BULLSHIT.

-bf